apparently, my inner pervert/alpha male sounds like mr.t.
that's not a lie either.
i often find my eyes wandering to somewhere they probably shouldn't be,
and whenever they do,
i can always count on that gruff voice in my head saying:
"mmm, that's niiice, reeeal nice. i like what you're showin' me, ma'am, mmhmm, i do."
but now that i've started to realize this,
my sexual mind drifts are always followed by some vision of mr.t.
to say that this is disturbing is kind of an understatement.

mr.t,
i appreciate your masculine affirming voice in my head,
but i'm afraid you've taken to commercializing my brain just a little too much.
i do declare,
classroom scoping is like solitaire:
to be done by one's self,
however one chooses.
that means that you have to go.
sorry,
nothing personal,
just need to experience some "t free" scoping again.
it's been fun,
but in the end,
every man needs his privacy.

however,
this will be very difficult and near impossible after writing a whole blog on the subject.
maybe i should just try to get my hormones under control and stop being such a perv?

nah,
i'm 18,
i'm at my peak,
goooooo hormones!