i'm sore.
i'm exhausted.
i have to rewrite an essay due today,
making sure to avoid my consistent use of colloquial grammar and the passive voice because they are inappropriate in an academic essay.

i am colloquial grammar.
i am the passive voice.
i come to college, learn, and then tell everyone what i've learned colloquially, in easy terms with an emphasise on action, and you know what:
they get it...